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hello, gary here. I'm 19, sophomore at the university of illinois at urbana-champaign.

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saucefactory:


queelez:


lord-of-the-nerds:


discordion:


When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull
When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.


clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 


#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters


THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

saucefactory:

queelez:

lord-of-the-nerds:

discordion:

When he was 2 years old, he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull

When he was 6 years old, he mistakenly drank boric acid.

When he was 9 years old, he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.

When he was 11 years old, he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.

When he was 14 years old, he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.

When he was 19 years old, he was struck on the head by a falling brick.

When he was 23 years old, he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.

When he was 29 years old, Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.

clearly someone didn’t want that saxophone invented 

#incompetent time-travelling saxophone haters

THIS NEEDS TO BE A 300-PAGE SCI-FI NOVEL BECAUSE I WOULD READ THE HELL OUTTA THAT

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7ommy:

trying to pee with a boner

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krudman:

bakaunagi:

another excellent 4kids dub

Oh, honey, no! You could cut yourself on that! Do you want to lose a finger? Here, let’s get you something safer:

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blue-eyed-hanji:

snt-scouting-legion:

SO MUCH IS HAPPENING IN THIS SCREENSHOT AND I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING

JEAN’S ABOUT TO BEAT SASHA FOR BEING A LIL SHIT

SASHA’S ABOUT TO DEFEND HERSELF

CONNIE’S ABOUT TO DEFEND SASHA

REINER’S ALL LIKE “All of you are lil shits.”

ANNIE’S ALL LIKE “So, Armin-“

ARMIN’S ALL LIKE “WHOAH HANG ON THERE FOR A SEC ANNIE WHAT’S HAPPENING OVER THERE?!”

they’re all dorks

welcome to the dork squad

attack on dorks

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seifukucat:

it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful

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onizenmaru:

I love when manga artist can change their art from ‘they look like a bunch of 12-year-olds’

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to ‘hot DAMN’

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adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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batreaux:

You bump into a man on the subway wearing a trenchcoat. You apologize and he responds “Its alright. We’re only human. All of us. All of us here are human. Yep. Very human. I’m probably the most human here! You betcha.” and then the trenchcoat falls and the figure collapses and roughly 1000 salamanders scatter around the train 

(via clannyphantom)

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

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